| Body | Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87. " "That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died. " Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145 years old! " "What was his name? " asks Paddy. Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin. " |
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