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# 8711
меньше будь американцем (less be yankee)
мирный герцог (peace Duke)
мирная смерть (peace death)
немножко потемнее (some more dark)
котлета – это блюдо (chop is dish)
твой кролик написал (your bunny wrote)
возле птицы (near bird)
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# 7595
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill
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# 7594
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill
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# 7593
Never, never, never give up. Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill
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# 6389
- Why do they call it beta?
- Because it's betta then nothing!
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# 6388
- Why do programmers often confuse helloween with christmas?
- Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
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# 6387
Первый урок, английский для начинающих:

"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?"

Теперь по английски!

Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

Второй урок, английский для продвинутых учеников:

"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на
часах "Свотч". Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую
кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"

Теперь по английски!

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Третий и последний урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов:

"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол,
разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из швейцарских
ведьм-сучек, желающих изменить свой пол,разглядывает какую
кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"

Теперь по английски!

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched
swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss
witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch switch?
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# 5669
"Each time I go to sleep,
I die.
Next morning, when I wake up, I reborn."

Ghandi

"Each time I go to sleep, I reborn

Next morning when I wake up,
I die again:(

Student
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# 5668

The FBI had an open position for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... we need you to kill her' The man said, 'You can't be serious.
I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife home.'
Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill his wife.
He took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow.
'Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said.
'
I had to strangle that bitch to death'.
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# 5480
Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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