| ID | 3067 |
|---|---|
| Body | Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: * Have you any grounds? * Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. * No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? * It made of concrete. * I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? * No, we have carport, and not need one. * I mean. What are your relations like? * All my relations still in Poland. * Is there any infidelity in your marriage? * We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. * Does your wife beat you up? * No, I always up before her. * Is your wife a nagger? * No, she white. * Why do you want this divorce? * She going to kill me. * What makes you think that? * I got proof. * What kind of proof? * She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "Polish Remover". |
| Type ID | 4 |
| Added | 2012-10-25 01:34:59 |