| Body | What is a cat?- Cats do what they want.- They rarely listen to you.- They are totally unpredictable.- When you want to play, they want to be alone.- When you want to be alone, they want to play.- They expect you to cater to their every whim.- They are moody.- They leave hair everywhere.- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.What is a dog?- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.- They growl when they are not happy.- When you want to play, they want to play.- When you want to be alone, they want to play.- They are great at begging.- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.- They leave their toys everywhere.- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats. |
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