| Body | Question: What is the longest word in the English language?Answer: "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!Question: What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?Answer: The "Post Office"!Question: What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?Answer: Envelope!Question: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?Answer: Because he had no-body to go with!Question: I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?Answer: A liar!Question: What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple?Answer: Finding half a maggot! |
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