| Body | A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself."You know love," she says. "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby. Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight". |
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