| Body | The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up.A twelve year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot.When they revived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped, "What did you say?"The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a prostitute.""A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said. "Oh, praise Sweet Jesus! I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant." |
|---|