| Body | Yes = No.No = Yes.Maybe = Hell no.We need = I want.I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry.We need to talk = I need to complain.Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to.Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead.You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.You’re so …. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like. |
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