| Body | A man was fixing a door in his house and realized he neededa new hinge, so he asked his wife to go to the hardware storefor him. When his wife was at the store, a beautiful bathroomfaucet caught her eye."How much is that faucet?" she asked a young male employeewho was standing nearby."It's made of pewter," he replied "so it costs $300.""My godness, that is expensive," she said.She then proceeded to describe to the young manthe hinge her husband had sent her to buy, and theemployee went to the next aisle to find it for her."Ma'am, do you want a screw for that hinge?" he calledout as he walked away."No, not really," she answered, but I would for that faucet." |
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