| Body | What Women Want in a Man. Age 20HandsomeCharmingFinancially successfulA caring listenerWittyIn good shapeDresses with styleAppreciates finer thingsFull of thoughtful surprisesAn imaginative, romantic loverWhat Women Want in a Man. Age 30Nice looking [prefer hair on his head]Opens car doors, holds chairsHas enough money for a nice dinnerListens more than talksLaughs at my jokesCarries bags of groceries with easeOwns at least one tieAppreciates a good home-cooked mealRemembers birthdays and anniversariesSeeks romance at least once a weekWhat Women Want in a Man. Age 40Not too ugly [bald head OK]Doesn't drive off until I'm in the carWorks steady - splurges on dinner out occasionallyNods head when I'm talkingUsually remembers punch lines of jokesIs in good enough shape to rearrange the furnitureWears a shirt that covers his stomachKnows not to buy champagne with screw-top lidsRemembers to put the toilet seat downShaves most weekendsWhat Women Want in a Man. Age 50Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmedDoesn't belch or scratch in publicDoesn't borrow money too oftenDoesn't nod off to sleep when I'm ventingDoesn't re-tell the same joke too many timesIs in good enough shape to get off couch on weekendsUsually wears matching socks and fresh underwearAppreciates a good TV dinnerRemembers your name on occasionShaves some weekendsWhat Women Want in a Man. Age 60Doesn't scare small childrenRemembers where bathroom isDoesn't require much money for upkeepOnly snores lightly when asleepRemembers why he's laughingIs in good enough shape to stand up by himselfUsually wears some clothesLikes soft foodsRemembers where he left his teethRemembers that it's the weekendWhat Women Want in a Man. Age 70 BreathingDoesn't miss the toilet |
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